You're The Best Thing Since...
You're the best thing since sliced bread.
Um.. but what kind of sliced bread? Cause if you think I'm like one of those flour enriched, extra preserved bread then I don't think you like me very much.
Ok. Well then. I think you're the best thing since artisanal , organic, gluten free, lactose free, fat free, nut free, non-gmo, paleo friendly, and ethically treated, sliced bread.
Ohhhh. But i'm on a no carb diet right now.
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